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ThenWear was created by comedy writer Andy Marlatt (SatireWire.com, BBC television and radio), who decided to imagine what T-shirts would have looked like before T-shirts existed. A truly original shop for historic, political and vintage t-shirts and more, ThenWear offers historic tour shirts from the likes of Darwin, Attila the Hun, Galileo and Mozart, and sells historic spring break gear (Soviet Union, Yugoslavia, East Germany). Famous political figures like Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, and even George W. Bush find an outlet here too.
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Galileo Heretical Lecture Tour Shirt (Men's Dark)
Galileo Heretical Lecture Tour Shirt (Men's Dark)
Sale Price CA$56.48. Original Price CA$62.75.
Franklin Pierce: The Original Worst President Ever T-Shirt
Franklin Pierce: The Original Worst President Ever T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$55.80. Original Price CA$62.00.
Gen Sherman 'Heat a Peach' Tour 1864 Shirt (Light)
Gen Sherman 'Heat a Peach' Tour 1864 Shirt (Light)
Sale Price CA$47.93. Original Price CA$53.25.
Washington X-ing the Turpike T-Shirt
Washington X-ing the Turpike T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$45.09. Original Price CA$50.10.
Gen Sherman 'Heat a Peach' Tour 1864 Mug
Gen Sherman 'Heat a Peach' Tour 1864 Mug
Sale Price CA$30.74. Original Price CA$34.15.
Yugoslavia Spring Break 1980 Stein
Yugoslavia Spring Break 1980 Stein
Sale Price CA$41.67. Original Price CA$46.30.
Soviet Spring Break 1917 Travel Postcards
Soviet Spring Break 1917 Travel Postcards
PriceCA$2.85
Genghis 'Kahn-tagious' Tour (Men's Light) T-Shirt
Genghis 'Kahn-tagious' Tour (Men's Light) T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$49.82. Original Price CA$55.35.
John Quincy Adams 1824 Campaign T-Shirt
John Quincy Adams 1824 Campaign T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$51.21. Original Price CA$56.90.
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Worst Political Campaign Slogans 2018 Calendar
Worst Political Campaign Slogans 2018 Calendar
Sale Price CA$36.72. Original Price CA$43.20.
Worst U.S. Presidents Calendar 2018
Worst U.S. Presidents Calendar 2018
Sale Price CA$38.04. Original Price CA$44.75.
Great Tours of History 2016 Calendar
Great Tours of History 2016 Calendar
Sale Price CA$38.04. Original Price CA$44.75.
General Washington Crossing the Universe Postcard
General Washington Crossing the Universe Postcard
PriceCA$2.64
Washington Cross-Dressing the Delaware Canvas Print
Washington Cross-Dressing the Delaware Canvas Print
PriceCA$183.35
Washington Crossing the Universe Pillow
Washington Crossing the Universe Pillow
PriceCA$80.80
George Washington Crossing I-90 Cleveland Decorative Pillow
George Washington Crossing I-90 Cleveland Decorative Pillow
PriceCA$69.40
George Washington Crossing I-490 Cleveland T-Shirt
George Washington Crossing I-490 Cleveland T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$35.91. Original Price CA$39.90.
John Quincy Adams Presidential Campaign Ceramic Ornament
John Quincy Adams Presidential Campaign Ceramic Ornament
Sale Price CA$22.78. Original Price CA$26.80.
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Galileo 1632 Lecture Tour (Front Image Only) T-Shirt
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Galileo 1632 Lecture Tour (Front Image Only) T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$58.01. Original Price CA$64.45.
Mozart European Tour Shirt (Men''s Light Front)
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Mozart European Tour Shirt (Men''s Light Front)
Sale Price CA$41.00. Original Price CA$45.55.
Sonatapalooza 1827 Concert Poster
Sonatapalooza 1827 Concert Poster
PriceCA$74.55
'I Got Drunk and Voted Fillmore!' Stein
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'I Got Drunk and Voted Fillmore!' Stein
Sale Price CA$41.67. Original Price CA$46.30.
Attila 'Huns in the Sun' Tour (Men's Dark Front) T-Shirt
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Attila 'Huns in the Sun' Tour (Men's Dark Front) T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$51.12. Original Price CA$56.80.
Charles Darwin 'Evolution Tour' (Men's Light) T-Shirt
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Charles Darwin 'Evolution Tour' (Men's Light) T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$47.93. Original Price CA$53.25.
President Andrew Johnson 1868 Election (Light) T-Shirt
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President Andrew Johnson 1868 Election (Light) T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$38.61. Original Price CA$42.90.
Washington Cross-Dressing Delaware Poster
Washington Cross-Dressing Delaware Poster
PriceCA$97.45
Worst U.S. Presidents Calendar 2018
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Worst U.S. Presidents Calendar 2018
Sale Price CA$38.04. Original Price CA$44.75.
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