Voices From Hell

I threw my whole life into a pit after my ex left me and I went on the rebound with a nasty tart I'll call M. Trust me when I say you'd probably prefer at least one kind of the merchandise I offer in my store rather than my recent miseries. But hey, I've got all kinds of stuff to take your mind off this spiked, free-rolling Ferris wheel ride we call life. If people were all wearing leather and smoking granola the last time you had some action, try out my Fight Sexual Poverty T-Shirt. It's urbane without being profane. It's cutting-edge, yet socially smooth as pudding. Sick of all the tsunami appeals when your life is a festering puddle of financial filth? Try my "Screw The Tsunami" shirt. Or... take a look around and try to find something else you like! Thanks for taking the time to read my profile.