About
Hello there! We're Toru and Midori and we love to make funny vintage and retro style greeting cards.
Cute, adorable, kitsch old school greeting card artwork, with funny, modern, sassy and inappropriate greetings!
Whether it's their birthday, an anniversary, Valentine's day or Christmas - we have the perfect card or gift for you!
Latest Products Created
View All ProductsMy Therapist - funny mother's day card
Sale Price CA$3.71. Original Price CA$6.18.
YOU'RE DEAD TO US - funny mean new job card
Sale Price CA$3.71. Original Price CA$6.18.
YOUR LIFE IS OVER! - funny honest new baby card
Sale Price CA$3.71. Original Price CA$6.18.
AS IF! - cute, funny retro new baby card
Sale Price CA$3.71. Original Price CA$6.18.
WILL THIS DO? - funny antique Valentine's day card
Sale Price CA$3.71. Original Price CA$6.18.
GET THEM OUT - naughty retro Valentines card
Sale Price CA$3.71. Original Price CA$6.18.
FINGERING - naughty antique Valentines day card
Sale Price CA$3.71. Original Price CA$6.18.
I AM A DOG - funny vintage dog Valentines card
Sale Price CA$3.71. Original Price CA$6.18.
DOOM SCROLLING - funny retro Valentines day card
Sale Price CA$3.71. Original Price CA$6.18.
Products
View All ProductsIt is your birthday - funny birthday card
Sale Price CA$3.53. Original Price CA$5.88.
Tea Run - funny leaving card
Sale Price CA$3.53. Original Price CA$5.88.
Cat Oven glove - funny vintage Christmas card
Sale Price CA$3.53. Original Price CA$5.88.
"Happy Birthday" - funny birthday card
Sale Price CA$3.53. Original Price CA$5.88.
I hate you holiday card
Sale Price CA$3.53. Original Price CA$5.88.
For an old bird - funny Anniversary card
Sale Price CA$3.53. Original Price CA$5.88.
CAKES - funny leaving card
Sale Price CA$3.53. Original Price CA$5.88.
Let's get hammered - funny vintage birthday card
Sale Price CA$3.53. Original Price CA$5.88.
I love you with my hole heart - cute donut card
PriceCA$5.33
Collections
View All CollectionsNEW BABY!
3 items
Ya mama!
23 items
Bon Voyage!
5 items
Let's get it on!
41 items
Jingle me timbers!
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