throwmeafunnybone

Over the holidays, I wrote in the dust on the back of my nano-van, "I haven't washed my car so I could wish you Merry Christmas." This brought some smiles. As happens, it eventually rained, and my car was no longer a source of joy to random people. Having grown accustomed to the smiles, I HAD NO CHOICE but to begin amassing funny car magnets and stickers. (Yes, I now drive one of *those* cars. 36 and counting, to answer your question.) In the midst of this self-expression binge, Zazzle was all, "People sell their ideas here for free." And I was like, "I have ideas." And Zazzle goes, "So, make a storefront. Make some money." After a millisecond of considering how freaking expensive kids are, I signed on the dotted line, pledged my heart and soul and WAY TOO MANY middle-of-the-night hours. Which is totally my excuse for any half-baked ideas that show up here... massive sleep-deprivation and delirium. In that vein, I wholeheartedly welcome feedback and requests. Where possible, I have tried to remember to make everything customizable and transferable, so you can take what you like and make it better-- but if I forgot, I am happy to pop up a new product according to your request. Thanks, dear Customer, and have fun browsing! (To optimize that browsing fun, you might want to use the links on my home tab if the collections tab is being glitchy.)