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Welcome to the Unruly Rutabaga: where paws meet produce and sass meets soil.
We make delightfully odd, ridiculously charming merch featuring your favorite creatures (from clucking chickens to smirking squirrels) and the vegetables you never knew you loved (yes, even rutabagas). Whether you’re into fireflies with attitude, bees that bite back, or shirts that scream "barnyard chic," you’ll find something here to wear, gift, or hoard like a feral raccoon.
All designs are original and made to spark joy, giggles, and the occasional “Where did you get that?”
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View All ProductsIntrusive Thoughts & Bubble Baths T-Shirt
PriceCA$36.00
Stink Mode Activated Sticker
PriceCA$9.20
Don’t Hang Over My Pot Long Apron
PriceCA$33.85
Hissin’ in the Kitchen Long Apron
PriceCA$33.85
Don’t Interrupt the Chaos Long Apron
PriceCA$33.85
Don’t Strut in My Kitchen Long Apron
PriceCA$33.85
Don’t Egg Me On Long Apron
PriceCA$33.85
Don’t Cluck with the Chef Chicken Flag Long Apron
PriceCA$33.85
Don’t Crow at Me Rooster Flag Parody Long Apron
PriceCA$33.85
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View All ProductsSilent But Seasoned Skunk Kitchen Flag Long Apron
PriceCA$33.85
Don’t Crow at Me Rooster Flag Parody Long Apron
PriceCA$33.85
Hot Goose Warning Country Kitchen Edition Long Apron
PriceCA$33.85
Intrusive Thoughts & Bubble Baths T-Shirt
PriceCA$36.00
Don’t Cluck with the Chef Chicken Flag Long Apron
PriceCA$33.85
Don’t Strut in My Kitchen Long Apron
PriceCA$33.85
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