SiriusCybernetics

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, a decidedly inept company, is responsible for the design and creation of a wide range of robots and labour-saving devices, such as lifts, automatic doors, ventilation systems, and the infamous nutrimatic drinks dispenser. The only profitable division of the company is its Complaints division, which takes up all of the major landmasses on the first three planets in the Sirius Tau system. The theme song for the Complaints division is Share and Enjoy, and has since become the theme apparent for the company as a whole. The rock solid principle on which the whole of the corporation's galaxy-wide success is founded is - 'our fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by our superficial design flaws.'