Rick's Bad Art

So just who does this guy think he is anyway? Here’s the deal: I’m not an artist. In fact, I apologize to real artists. I’m just a writer who draws. Badly. But drawing badly hasn’t stopped a bunch of other bad artists from making it big. So after nearly 20 years of drawing bad art as a way to pick up chicks and cheer up the special people in my life, I’ve decided that my new goal is to become the Paris Hilton of the art world. It’s not about having any specific set of skills or talents. It’s all about just being. And being, rich, is even better. So feel free to look around. And feel even freer to buy something. Because every dollar you spend will go towards supporting a very good cause: Me.