IGuessImAnAdult

I grew up on a small farm, just off the coast of Sri Lanka. There we would raise cattle using a combination of old school farming techniques and new age wizardry. Unfortunately, because the land dried up as a result of the great Sri Lankan drought of '86, we were forced to think of alternative ways to keep our heads above water. One day, whilst meditating atop a tractor, it hit me. I could make money by selling solid gold bars to weary travellers. As I have no money to actually purchase solid gold bars, there was an instant problem in my plan. To fund this, I have decided to sell punny t-shirts via this website. Disclaimer: This story may or may not be entirely made up.