Molespignoses

I was walking in the woods one day and I saw it - a glimmer in the distance. What could it be? An animal, a creature, a member of the fae? Nae, it was a single silver dollar. I cried, finally possessing the money necessary to buy chicken nuggets. But alas with the price of everything nowadays and taxes as well there wasn't enough money left over to purchase a single chicken nug. This shop was borne from the skeleton that my shriveled husk left behind. And coffee.