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Welcome to JunieFermentine — the sassiest corner of the internet where bold fruit, hot gossip, and chaotic charm collide. I’m the mind behind Marianne and the Dragon Who Couldn’t Count, the Junie Fermentine Mysteries, and the fruity chaos queen herself, Junie. From stickers that stir up trouble to merch that makes your wine-loving aunt cackle, this shop serves tart truth with a wink.
🍒 Come for the puns.
🍋 Stay for the secrets.
🍇 Leave with something wildly unexpected.
Perfect for troublemakers, brunch queens, cozy crime solvers, and anyone whose safe word is “marmalade.”
Let’s get juicy. 🍹💅 #FreeJunie
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Respect Your Elders – Funny Wine Grape bottle
PriceCA$60.10
Peach Please Funny Two-toned Two-Tone Coffee Mug
Sale Price CA$24.57. Original Price CA$28.90.
Respect Your Elders Fermented Ones Funny Wine Love Two-Tone Coffee Mug
Sale Price CA$24.57. Original Price CA$28.90.
Emotional Support Blueberries Tote Bag
Sale Price CA$27.93. Original Price CA$32.85.
Certified Juicy Fruit Sticker Sheet
PriceCA$32.45
Squeeze Me I Dare You | Funny Lemon Water Bottle
PriceCA$60.10
Squeeze Me, I Dare You™ Funny Lemon Mug – Two-Tone
Sale Price CA$24.57. Original Price CA$28.90.
Certified Juicy™ – Lime Circle Sticker
Sale Price CA$12.16. Original Price CA$14.30.
Certified Juicy™ – Lime Badge Pin
PriceCA$5.15
Ingredients: Fruit, Fire and Fabulous – Market Tot Tote Bag
Sale Price CA$37.87. Original Price CA$44.55.
Will Trade Gossip for Grapes – Funny Grocery Tote Bag
Sale Price CA$37.87. Original Price CA$44.55.
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Certified Juicy™ – Lime Circle Sticker
Sale Price CA$12.16. Original Price CA$14.30.
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Ingredients: Fruit, Fire and Fabulous – Market Tot Tote Bag
Sale Price CA$37.87. Original Price CA$44.55.
Certified Juicy™ – Lime Badge Pin
PriceCA$5.15
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Peach Please Funny Two-toned Two-Tone Coffee Mug
Sale Price CA$24.57. Original Price CA$28.90.
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Emotional Support Blueberries Tote Bag
Sale Price CA$27.93. Original Price CA$32.85.
Save 15%
Respect Your Elders Fermented Ones Funny Wine Love Two-Tone Coffee Mug
Sale Price CA$24.57. Original Price CA$28.90.
Respect Your Elders – Funny Wine Grape bottle
PriceCA$60.10
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Will Trade Gossip for Grapes – Funny Grocery Tote Bag
Sale Price CA$37.87. Original Price CA$44.55.
Certified Juicy Fruit Sticker Sheet
PriceCA$32.45
Squeeze Me I Dare You | Funny Lemon Water Bottle
PriceCA$60.10
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Squeeze Me, I Dare You™ Funny Lemon Mug – Two-Tone
Sale Price CA$24.57. Original Price CA$28.90.
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