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I'm a professional humorous greetings card writer and illustrator from Newcastle in the UK.

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Green bananas holiday card
Green bananas holiday card
Sale Price CA$3.45. Original Price CA$4.92.
Definition card
Definition card
Sale Price CA$3.45. Original Price CA$4.92.
Leftover wine? holiday card
Leftover wine? holiday card
Sale Price CA$3.45. Original Price CA$4.92.
Fishing is the best holiday card
Fishing is the best holiday card
Sale Price CA$3.45. Original Price CA$4.92.
Keep calm and eat cake holiday card
Keep calm and eat cake holiday card
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Getting older is a pain!card card
Getting older is a pain!card card
PriceCA$5.37
'How old is she?' Card
'How old is she?' Card
PriceCA$5.37
"Drama queen coming through!" Card
"Drama queen coming through!" Card
PriceCA$5.37
Why did I divorce him?' Card
Why did I divorce him?' Card
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Leftover wine? holiday card
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Leftover wine? holiday card
Sale Price CA$3.45. Original Price CA$4.92.
'We're going to need a bigger cake!' Card
'We're going to need a bigger cake!' Card
PriceCA$5.37
'Happy birthday to you and your beard!' Card
'Happy birthday to you and your beard!' Card
PriceCA$5.37
'Back in the day'... Card
'Back in the day'... Card
PriceCA$5.37
'How old is she?' Card
'How old is she?' Card
PriceCA$5.37
Why did I divorce him?' Card
Why did I divorce him?' Card
PriceCA$5.37
'Off to bed!' Card
'Off to bed!' Card
PriceCA$5.37
what a fanny! card
what a fanny! card
PriceCA$5.37
Long leg jogging?card. card
Long leg jogging?card. card
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