About

I'm a sarcastic guy with a sincere fantasy wherein I become a Force that Screws With Society via the viral spread of T-shirts basted with my own diseased brand of humor. Okay. Maybe not. But if you buy one of my "products," it says the same thing about you as it does about me: "It's three in the morning, and I've got nobody else to bother." Think about it.
Shiny Red Putz T-Shirt
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Shiny Red Putz T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$48.38. Original Price CA$53.75.
Wine's Good With Pickles T-Shirt
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Wine's Good With Pickles T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$34.20. Original Price CA$38.00.
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Crispy the Lion Believes in You T-Shirt
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Crispy the Lion Believes in You T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$48.38. Original Price CA$53.75.