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DumpsterFireNamaste

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Random items I make to amuse myself and others

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I've been making items on Zazzle for inside jokes and to amuse myself since about 2012. Now it's time to start sharing some of the randomness with the world.

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Printed Can Glass - It'll Get Well Thought Out...

PriceCA$24.35

Coffee Mug - It'll Get Well Thought Out...

PriceCA$28.50

Coffee Cup - I May Look Calm...

PriceCA$25.30

Dumpster Fire Gift Wrap

PriceCA$34.10

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Dumpster Fire

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New driver magnet collection

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John Splain