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Welcome to Don’t Be The Fool—a sarcastic, satirical merch store born from the spectacle of ridiculous adults playing with cardboard and calling it truth. Here you’ll find unapologetic tees, weatherproof stickers, and a parody tarot deck that roasts grifts, gurus, and the woo-industrial complex. No incense required—just receipts and punchlines.

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Silver Tongue Snake Womens T-Shirt
Silver Tongue Snake Womens T-Shirt
PriceCA$44.90
F.U.S.B Womens T-Shirt Tri-Blend Shirt
F.U.S.B Womens T-Shirt Tri-Blend Shirt
PriceCA$50.05
F.U.S.B. CLASSIC ROUND STICKER
F.U.S.B. CLASSIC ROUND STICKER
Sale Price CA$11.44. Original Price CA$14.30.
F.U.S.B. Mens T-Shirt
F.U.S.B. Mens T-Shirt
PriceCA$44.90
Sarah the Psycho Sticker
Sarah the Psycho Sticker
Sale Price CA$11.44. Original Price CA$14.30.
Burning Sage Dodging Accountability Square Sticker
Burning Sage Dodging Accountability Square Sticker
Sale Price CA$12.08. Original Price CA$15.10.
Burning Sage & Dodging Accountability Tri-Blend Shirt
Burning Sage & Dodging Accountability Tri-Blend Shirt
PriceCA$50.05
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Sarah the Psycho Sticker
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Sarah the Psycho Sticker
Sale Price CA$11.44. Original Price CA$14.30.
F.U.S.B. CLASSIC ROUND STICKER
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F.U.S.B. CLASSIC ROUND STICKER
Sale Price CA$11.44. Original Price CA$14.30.
F.U.S.B Womens T-Shirt Tri-Blend Shirt
F.U.S.B Womens T-Shirt Tri-Blend Shirt
PriceCA$50.05
F.U.S.B. Mens T-Shirt
F.U.S.B. Mens T-Shirt
PriceCA$44.90
Burning Sage Dodging Accountability Square Sticker
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Burning Sage Dodging Accountability Square Sticker
Sale Price CA$12.08. Original Price CA$15.10.
Burning Sage & Dodging Accountability Tri-Blend Shirt
Burning Sage & Dodging Accountability Tri-Blend Shirt
PriceCA$50.05
Silver Tongue Snake Womens T-Shirt
Silver Tongue Snake Womens T-Shirt
PriceCA$44.90
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