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Are traditional greeting cards just not meeting your needs? Do you need something with a little more snark and gloom? When Hallmark cards are too wholesome, come to Crustacean Salutations and find the perfect message of bitter misanthropy for your loved (or unloved) ones! Tell them how you really feel.

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"Days are bad" mug for grumps
"Days are bad" mug for grumps
PriceCA$31.60
"I have to get out of here" shovel shirt (dark)
"I have to get out of here" shovel shirt (dark)
Sale Price CA$38.17. Original Price CA$44.90.
DAYS ARE BAD mug
DAYS ARE BAD mug
PriceCA$26.50
Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
PriceCA$25.95
"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
Sale Price CA$42.59. Original Price CA$50.10.
"I'm not giving up" poster (portrait)
"I'm not giving up" poster (portrait)
PriceCA$24.05
"Ask me about my shirt" [extra meta version] T-Shirt
"Ask me about my shirt" [extra meta version] T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$38.93. Original Price CA$45.80.
"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
Sale Price CA$38.93. Original Price CA$45.80.
"I'm not giving up" poster (landscape)
"I'm not giving up" poster (landscape)
PriceCA$30.10
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