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Are traditional greeting cards just not meeting your needs? Do you need something with a little more snark and gloom? When Hallmark cards are too wholesome, come to Crustacean Salutations and find the perfect message of bitter misanthropy for your loved (or unloved) ones!
Tell them how you really feel.
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"Days are bad" mug for grumps
PriceCA$31.60
"I have to get out of here" shovel shirt (dark)
PriceCA$44.90
DAYS ARE BAD mug
PriceCA$26.50
Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
PriceCA$25.95
"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
PriceCA$50.10
"I'm not giving up" poster (portrait)
PriceCA$31.45
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"Ask me about my shirt" [extra meta version] T-Shirt
PriceCA$45.80
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"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
PriceCA$45.80
"I'm not giving up" poster (landscape)
PriceCA$39.45
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PriceCA$45.80
Funny Birthday: Cake Full of Spiders Card
PriceCA$5.43
Age is just a feeling funny birthday card
PriceCA$5.43
"I'm not giving up" poster (portrait)
PriceCA$31.45
Funny Birthday: Count the Rings Card
PriceCA$5.43
Funny Goodbye: I'm going to miss you a lot Card
PriceCA$5.43
"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
PriceCA$50.10
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