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Are traditional greeting cards just not meeting your needs? Do you need something with a little more snark and gloom? When Hallmark cards are too wholesome, come to Crustacean Salutations and find the perfect message of bitter misanthropy for your loved (or unloved) ones! Tell them how you really feel.

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"Days are bad" mug for grumps
"Days are bad" mug for grumps
PriceCA$31.60
"I have to get out of here" shovel shirt (dark)
"I have to get out of here" shovel shirt (dark)
PriceCA$44.90
DAYS ARE BAD mug
DAYS ARE BAD mug
PriceCA$26.50
Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
PriceCA$25.95
"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
PriceCA$50.10
"Ask me about my shirt" [extra meta version] T-Shirt
"Ask me about my shirt" [extra meta version] T-Shirt
PriceCA$45.80
"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
PriceCA$45.80
"You light up my life" deep sea valentine Holiday Card
"You light up my life" deep sea valentine Holiday Card
Sale Price CA$3.69. Original Price CA$4.92.
"Good thing we found each other!" (FF) Valentine Holiday Card
"Good thing we found each other!" (FF) Valentine Holiday Card
Sale Price CA$3.58. Original Price CA$4.77.
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