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Are traditional greeting cards just not meeting your needs? Do you need something with a little more snark and gloom? When Hallmark cards are too wholesome, come to Crustacean Salutations and find the perfect message of bitter misanthropy for your loved (or unloved) ones!
Tell them how you really feel.
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"Days are bad" mug for grumps
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"I have to get out of here" shovel shirt (dark)
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Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
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"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
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"Ask me about my shirt" [extra meta version] T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$38.93. Original Price CA$45.80.
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"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
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DAYS ARE BAD mug
Sale Price CA$22.53. Original Price CA$26.50.
"Days are bad" mug for grumps
PriceCA$31.60
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"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
Sale Price CA$38.93. Original Price CA$45.80.
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Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
Sale Price CA$22.06. Original Price CA$25.95.
Funny Birthday: Cake Full of Spiders Card
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Funny Goodbye: I'm going to miss you a lot Card
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Age is just a feeling funny birthday card
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"Ask me about my shirt" [extra meta version] T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$38.93. Original Price CA$45.80.
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Find love at CrustaceanSingles.com (sticker) Square Sticker
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