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Are traditional greeting cards just not meeting your needs? Do you need something with a little more snark and gloom? When Hallmark cards are too wholesome, come to Crustacean Salutations and find the perfect message of bitter misanthropy for your loved (or unloved) ones! Tell them how you really feel.

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"Days are bad" mug for grumps
"Days are bad" mug for grumps
Sale Price CA$28.44. Original Price CA$31.60.
"I have to get out of here" shovel shirt (dark)
"I have to get out of here" shovel shirt (dark)
Sale Price CA$40.41. Original Price CA$44.90.
DAYS ARE BAD mug
DAYS ARE BAD mug
Sale Price CA$23.85. Original Price CA$26.50.
Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
Sale Price CA$23.36. Original Price CA$25.95.
"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
Sale Price CA$45.09. Original Price CA$50.10.
"Ask me about my shirt" [extra meta version] T-Shirt
"Ask me about my shirt" [extra meta version] T-Shirt
Sale Price CA$41.22. Original Price CA$45.80.
"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
Sale Price CA$41.22. Original Price CA$45.80.
"You light up my life" deep sea valentine Holiday Card
"You light up my life" deep sea valentine Holiday Card
Sale Price CA$2.96. Original Price CA$4.92.
"Good thing we found each other!" (FF) Valentine Holiday Card
"Good thing we found each other!" (FF) Valentine Holiday Card
Sale Price CA$2.87. Original Price CA$4.77.
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"Days are bad" mug for grumps
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"Days are bad" mug for grumps
Sale Price CA$28.44. Original Price CA$31.60.
DAYS ARE BAD mug
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DAYS ARE BAD mug
Sale Price CA$23.85. Original Price CA$26.50.
"I have to get out of here" shovel shirt (dark)
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"I have to get out of here" shovel shirt (dark)
Sale Price CA$40.41. Original Price CA$44.90.
"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
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"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
Sale Price CA$41.22. Original Price CA$45.80.
Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
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Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
Sale Price CA$23.36. Original Price CA$25.95.
Funny Birthday: Cake Full of Spiders Card
Funny Birthday: Cake Full of Spiders Card
PriceCA$5.43
Age is just a feeling funny birthday card
Age is just a feeling funny birthday card
PriceCA$5.43
Funny Goodbye: I'm going to miss you a lot Card
Funny Goodbye: I'm going to miss you a lot Card
PriceCA$5.43
I want to get back in touch with you (original) card
I want to get back in touch with you (original) card
PriceCA$5.22
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