Ronnie Vega$ $hirt $hack

Surprisingly, the well-known Ronnie Vegas does not make his home in Sin City. However, he earns much of his income from there on his various sojourns. Ronnie specializes in craps, and has an uncanny knack for counting cards at the blackjack table ("Mr. Dealer, you have given me two cards.") Ronnie is equally skilled at the slots, where he can occasionally hit a winner that gives him his nickel back. Ronnie enjoys Fantasy Football where he is the owner of the Boiling Mad Parakeets in the Fairview Fantasy Football League. He last won the Fairview Bowl in 1999, but has been the Gold Division Champion three straight years making it easy to see why the other teams are calling for 'breaking up the Parakeets'. Ronnie hopes you will enjoy his humor and wit. And it is his fervent desire that you not think ill of him for referring to himself in the third-person.