Black & White Press

I'm an SF-based writer (my first novel, 'The Hedge Tree' is available through Ingram and the usual online outlets) who loves crafting pictures and tableaux in Photoshop to go with sayings I either heard or invented. Revamping cliches is a nerd hobby for me; hence, "When Life Melts Your Ice Cream," and similar products. Sarcasm also comes easily to me and I try to channel it into creating sayings instead of being mean to people, which was the case with my "Bad Cultural Fit" t-shirt, a notion that came to me while I was driving for Uber and received an unfavorable rating from a young lady passenger who complained that I "seemed very cynical and not a good cultural fit for Uber." The wording of her complaint was so ludicrous and entitled that I couldn't resist doing something with them. I opened Black & White Press since the Zazzle store offered so many product creation and vending options.