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TELL IT LIKE IT IS. If you've got an offbeat sense of humor, Acid Wit is for you. We find the humor in things like cancer, date-rape and child molestation, and make it into pretty greeting cards for you. No more stuffy, sappy, cheesy, religious greeting cards. We tell it like it is, and we don't sugar-coat it for you. And we're equal opportunity offenders here, so don't get mad at us :)
Razor Blades Card
Razor Blades Card
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USA Drinking Team T-Shirt
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USA Drinking Team T-Shirt
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Number Two Dad Coffee Mug
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Number Two Dad Coffee Mug
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If You Were a Zombie Card
Superficial Jesus Holiday Card
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Superficial Jesus Holiday Card
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Thank You for the Sh!tty Present Card
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Thank You for the Sh!tty Present Card
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Celebrate Presents Holiday Card
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Celebrate Presents Holiday Card
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You Are Horrible
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You Are Horrible
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Please Die Soon Card
LemonAIDS
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LemonAIDS
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I Hate Your Band
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I Hate Your Band
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I Pooped Today! T-Shirt
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I Pooped Today! T-Shirt
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I want YOU -- to go to rehab
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I want YOU -- to go to rehab
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Deadbeat Dad Coffee Mug
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Deadbeat Dad Coffee Mug
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BRB! HOLIDAY CARD
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BRB! HOLIDAY CARD
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Trick-or-Treat Card
Celebrate Alcohol Holiday Card
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Celebrate Alcohol Holiday Card
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