Zombies Ate My Brain T-Shirt

Don't you hate it when you do a homework assignment for school and the night before you are due to turn it in, Zombies rise from the dead and eat it? If that isn't bad enough, they also eat your brain! I guess they need their fibre AND their protein. A lot of good this does you for an excuse for your teacher. However, if you were to wear this shirt the very next day, the teacher would have no choice but to believe you, wouldn't he/she? Surely you wouldn't go to all that trouble if it weren't true, would you? Well if you would, this shirt is perfect for you. Wear it on the days you haven't completed your homework assignments, which, hopefully isn't too often.