Zombie Fish Birthday Card

Do you know someone who loves Zombies? Are they having a birthday? Then this card is for him or her. So.... What's a Zombie Fish you may ask. It's a real fish with decaying flesh, hooked nose, sharp teeth...No they aren't zombies but they are nearly dead. Salmon at the end of their long migration route are looking for a place to spawn and die. They aren't very pretty but they are vital to the health of waterways. Of course if you swam all that way, I guess you'd be in rough shape too. They say this fish looks like the "living dead" because it's alive but it looks just horrible. So, this is my interpretation of Zombie Fish.