Your Promotion Is Not My Emergency Mug

Not everything is a crisis. Especially not this. This mug features the unapologetic message “Your Promotion Is Not My Emergency”, paired with a blue emergency-style light for maximum workplace sarcasm. Perfect for offices where everything suddenly becomes “urgent” the moment it benefits someone else. Ideal for managers, supervisors, long-serving staff, control room workers, shift workers, and anyone who values calm over manufactured panic. Whether it’s for your desk or as a gift for a coworker who truly gets it, this mug says exactly what you’re thinking so you don’t have to. Dry, direct, and painfully relatable.