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You don't have no whistlin' what? T-Shirt

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

About This Design

You don't have no whistlin' what? T-Shirt

You don't have no whistlin' what? T-Shirt

Let freedom ring—with or without the scooter stick! This hilariously chaotic firework-themed tee features one of the most iconic rapid-fire lines listing every explosive gadget imaginable: whistlin’ bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, hoxxey lighters, hoosker doos (and don’ts), cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, and yes… even the elusive whistlin’ kitty chaser. Perfect for 4th of July parties, backyard barbecue shenanigans, firework lovers, and anyone who appreciates comedy delivered at 100 mph. Colorful rockets, bursts, and spark effects make the design pop right off the shirt — loud, bold, and ready to get a laugh before the fuse is even lit. A must-have for pyros, jokesters, and anyone who can recite this quote with pride.

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By Bob L.July 1, 2022Verified Purchase
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They turned out exactly as we had hoped and we looked good even when we didn't bowl well. The printing was perfect and you can only see 9 pins on the shirt(the 5 pin hidden behind the headpin) which worked for us as we bowled in a 9 pin No-Tap league.
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By AnonymousJune 23, 2025Verified Purchase
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The shirt I ordered was too small. I contacted Zazzle and they replaced it with a larger size. Very happy. .
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By Toni D.November 6, 2022Verified Purchase
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Great t-shirt!!! Quality is amazing and the colours are vibrant. Exactly how described!!! Can’t wait for my daughter to ask and give it to her confirmation sponsor. It’s also came earlier than I expected. Colours were exactly what I expected. The quality is amazing. The images couldn’t be any better. I’m very happy with his product and highly recommend it.

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Product ID: 256696625511052483
Designed on 2025-12-29, 2:50 PM
Rating: G