You collapsed it! Quantum Physics Humour Bottle Opener

Are you a Quantum Physics enthusiast? Then this is just the right design for you. Text based and easily customized with your preferred font and colours (just hit the "customize" button), this is a text based design with a funny message: "This design happily existed in all possible states before you observed it. Now it has collapsed into a single state. I hope you're satisfied." A parody of the Quantum Theory regarding the multiple states of the Quantum particles, it should induce the one observing this item a feeling of guilt for making it collapse into its present state. Of course it's just geeky humour and it will sure catch eyes and spark smart and funny conversations.