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Yes, I'm Retired, No, I Don't Babysit Tote Bag

4.6 out of 5 stars rating
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Design your own tote bag to haul your belongings in style! Available in multiple sizes to fit all your lugging needs, these bags are made of 100% natural material and can be customized with your favourite pictures and text for the perfect gift or casual accessory. Versatile, trendy and durable, this custom tote means you'll always look fashionable!

  • Dimensions: 40 cm l x 38.7 cm w
  • Material: 134 g. 100% cotton
  • Cotton handles with stress point reinforced stitching
  • Choice of 5 handle colours
  • Print on both sides for a small upcharge
  • Machine washable

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Yes, I'm Retired, No, I Don't Babysit Tote Bag

Yes, I'm Retired, No, I Don't Babysit Tote Bag

You've clocked out for good—and you're not on call for diaper duty. 😎👜 The “Yes, I’m Retired, No, I Don’t Babysit” tote bag is the ultimate carryall for retirees who love their freedom and aren't afraid to say it. Whether you’re off to brunch, the beach, or a guilt-free solo shopping trip, this bold bag makes your boundaries clear—with humour and flair. ✔️ Spacious, sturdy, and perfect for errands, travel, or just making a statement ✔️ A hilarious and useful gift for newly retired teachers, coworkers, or fabulous grandparents ✔️ Personalize it with your name. Because you’ve earned your freedom—and you're carrying it in style. 🛍️ Customize yours today and let the world know: retirement is for YOU.

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4.6 out of 5 stars rating6.8K Total Reviews
5158 total 5-star reviews1122 total 4-star reviews323 total 3-star reviews125 total 2-star reviews85 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By A.October 5, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Budget Tote
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Bought this for my daughter for her birthday and she absolutely LOVES IT!!! She’s had this for almost a month and she’s been over using it. It nice, simple and sturdy. The size is perfect and the quality is very good. I will definitely purchase more of these. And, who doesn’t like a bag? The writing (print) is absolutely gorgeous, discrete and classy at the same time. It’s the perfect personalized gift.
4 out of 5 stars rating
By Sarah T.November 3, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Budget Tote
Zazzle Reviewer Program
These bags were super cute (I purchased 3). The material is more of a canvas look & feel. The colour of the bag is slightly off white, but the letters look exactly as pictured. I took 3 photos in different lighting. Would recommend! I liked how there was an option to choose the font and colour of the name. The words are legible and the colours are exactly as pictured.
4 out of 5 stars rating
By Sarah T.November 3, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Budget Tote
Zazzle Reviewer Program
These bags were super cute (I purchased 3). The material is more of a canvas look & feel. The colour of the bag is slightly off white, but the letters look exactly as pictured. I took 3 photos in different lighting. Would recommend! I liked how there was an option to choose the font and colour of the name. The words are legible and the colours are exactly as pictured.

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Product ID: 256741091880773384
Designed on 2025-08-01, 4:25 PM
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