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Wife You Dont Need Chocolates Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Wife You Dont Need Chocolates Card

Wife You Dont Need Chocolates Card

This greeting card splits the design into two clear sections and sets up a funny Valentine’s moment ❤️. The top half is a bright fuchsia background with big white hand-lettered text that reads, “To My Wife YOU DON’T NEED CHOCOLATES.” The words look like casual marker lettering, with “YOU DON’T NEED CHOCOLATES” standing out in larger, all-caps letters. In the bottom half, a fair-skinned hand sneaks into an open heart-shaped chocolate box, reaching for round chocolates in deep brown and rosy pink 🍫. A few chocolates are scattered nearby, making it look like someone already started snacking. The box lid is propped open and has “DO NOT!” written on it in stark white, all-caps lettering, adding to the joke 💌. The simple colors and strong outlines keep the focus on the teasing message and the sweet temptation.

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By AnonymousJanuary 20, 2025Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Basic Semi-Gloss, Envelopes: None
I absolutely LOVE the card you guys made for me, it's perfect! I designed it myself, but was easy to do using their tools. Price was great and was nice I was able to order and make the one card! Thank you A+++.
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By Carol C.February 9, 2026Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Perfect card for this couple .
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By S.February 16, 2021Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I love that I could customize it and a meaningful picture! My boyfriend really loved it. And it gave us a good chuckle. The black and white photo that was added was a little dark but overall ok.

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Product ID: 256331643198502860
Designed on 2026-01-05, 8:52 AM
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