"Who Gives a F*ck About Christmas" Ornament

Decorating for the holidays is stressful. Children are breaking ornaments, the dog is eating the candy canes, and Dad has electrocuted himself with the lights. It's hard and it's not getting any easier in these modern times. First Lady Melania Trump speaks for all of us about the futility of celebrating family holidays in the hellscape we now live in due to the failures of her husband's administration. I mean, "Who gives a f*ck?" indeed? Makes a lovely gift.