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Vostok Logo Mug – Access Denied Until Caffeinated

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  • Available in 11-ounce or 15-ounce
  • Dimensions:
    • 11-ounce: 3.2” D x 3.8” H
    • 15-ounce: 3.4” D x 4.5” H
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Use caution when removing the mug from the microwave. Use a pot holder or glove as necessary if it is too hot to the touch. Do not microwave an empty mug
  • Strong, ceramic construction
  • Meets FDA requirements for food and beverage safety
  • Printed on demand in Reno, NV
  • Do not overfill and be careful with hot liquids that may scald
  • Keep out of reach of children when filled with hot liquid

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Vostok Logo Mug – Access Denied Until Caffeinated

Vostok Logo Mug – Access Denied Until Caffeinated

Start your mission the right way — with caffeine and plausible deniability. This sleek ceramic mug features the stylized Vostok Directive logo stamped over a classified document background, paired with the bold proclamation: “Access Denied Until Caffeinated.” Perfect for late-night hackers, rogue journalists, and under-caffeinated agents everywhere. Whether you’re decrypting a regime-toppling file or just surviving a Monday meeting, this mug sends a clear message: no access without coffee. ✔️ Dishwasher safe ✔️ Surveillance resistant (mostly) ✔️ Designed for operational beverages only Brew responsibly. Contents may include secrets.
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Product ID: 256303034401788602
Designed on 2025-06-17, 3:09 PM
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