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Vostok Logo Mug – Access Denied Until Caffeinated

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  • Available in 11-ounce or 15-ounce
  • Dimensions:
    • 11-ounce: 3.2” D x 3.8” H
    • 15-ounce: 3.4” D x 4.5” H
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Use caution when removing the mug from the microwave. Use a pot holder or glove as necessary if it is too hot to the touch. Do not microwave an empty mug
  • Strong, ceramic construction
  • Meets FDA requirements for food and beverage safety
  • Printed on demand in Reno, NV
  • Do not overfill and be careful with hot liquids that may scald
  • Keep out of reach of children when filled with hot liquid

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Vostok Logo Mug – Access Denied Until Caffeinated

Vostok Logo Mug – Access Denied Until Caffeinated

Start your mission the right way — with caffeine and plausible deniability. This sleek ceramic mug features the stylized Vostok Directive logo stamped over a classified document background, paired with the bold proclamation: “Access Denied Until Caffeinated.” Perfect for late-night hackers, rogue journalists, and under-caffeinated agents everywhere. Whether you’re decrypting a regime-toppling file or just surviving a Monday meeting, this mug sends a clear message: no access without coffee. ✔️ Dishwasher safe ✔️ Surveillance resistant (mostly) ✔️ Designed for operational beverages only Brew responsibly. Contents may include secrets.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating22.6K Total Reviews
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By Keira B.August 7, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 325 ml
I was originally happy about my purchase and Nana loved the gift. HOWEVER, the description specifically says that these are microwave and dishwasher safe, BUT the first time Nana put this mug in the dishwasher it was destroyed. Not impressed..
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By Courtney V.December 17, 2020 • Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 325 ml
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Nana is going to love this gift from her granddaughter! Good quality mug. Photos turned out good, colours are true as expected!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Zoe J.February 4, 2018 • Verified Purchase
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I am very satisfied with the quality of this product. The printing of the image on the mug was absolutely perfect and the quality of the mug itself was very good as well. I would recommend this product to anyone. I am very pleased with how the printing on the mug turned out. The image was clear, not blurry at all, and easy to see. I would recommend this product to anyone.
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Designed on 2025-06-17, 3:09 PM
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