"Vada a Bordo, Cazzo!" (Mug) Mug

Italy has become enthraled with the tale of two captains! And now, you can wear this proudly on a shirt of your choice! Captain Gregorio De Falco, who furiously ordered the skipper of the Costa Concordia to return to his ship and oversee the rescue operations, was quoted as saying: "Listen Schettino, perhaps you have saved yourself from the sea but I will make you look very bad. I will make you pay for this. Go on board (Expletive!)" De Falco yelled at Schettino during a 4-minute radio exchange made public on Tuesday Captain Francesco Schettino - whom newspapers have branded a coward for fleeing in the face of adversity and who is now under house arrest, accused of multiple manslaughter, causing a shipwreck and abandoning ship. The Italian phrase De Falco used, "Vada a bordo, cazzo" in Italian, is slang for the male organ but it is commonly used to emphasize something, equivalent to "Go on board, darn it."