Truth monster with closet T-Shirt

It's like Newton said: "We scientists are like children playing on the seashore, all-the-while a hulking personification of Truth lurks over our shoulder snorting truth-breath onto the back of our neck. And if someday, someone whipped that up in clip art, it would be pretty darn swell." Not really something you're going to find engraved on the frieze of a library, but whattayagonna do? You go to work with the metaphor you have. Clip art scientist working at the bench, all-the-while a hulking personification of Truth lurks over his/her shoulder snorting truth-breath onto the back of his/her neck. Customizable. (Shirt tip: white regions (window, lab coat, monster eye) will print as white on dark apparel and transparent on all other apparel. You can force these areas to print as transparent on dark apparel by selecting the "Show whites in image as transparent" option under the gear button. This option has no effect when printing on light apparel. Also: what Zazzle considers to be dark apparel has nothing to do with the selected colour; it has to do with the shirt type - look for the word "dark" in the shirt type.)