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Traffic Light Whisperer T Shirt

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Basic T-Shirt
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Style: Men's Basic T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight t-shirt will easily become a closet staple. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability.

Size & Fit

  • Model is 185 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Imported

About This Design

Traffic Light Whisperer T Shirt

Traffic Light Whisperer T Shirt

Channel your inner zen master when the road tests your soul. An ornate brass traffic light scepter hovers in calm authority, layered with glowing red/yellow/green lenses in mustard and coral tones, surrounded by swirling calm aura waves and faint gold zen beads drifting peacefully. Deep teal metallic script reads: “TRAFFIC LIGHT WHISPERER: PATIENCE LEVEL GOD MODE.” It's peak sarcastic dad humor in vibrant jewel tones—relatable road rage survival legend that's perfect for Father's Day or any dad who's mastered the art of breathing through every light. Why you'll love this: Brass traffic light scepter with layered glowing lenses for instant zen energy Swirling aura waves and gold zen beads adding serene, meditative texture Subtle patience details bringing premium god-mode charm Bold teal quote celebrating every dad's unbreakable road composure Punchy vibrant colors great for everyday wear or thoughtful gifting Worldwide shipping, 30-day returns.

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5 stars rating32.3K Total Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Anamaria G.March 15, 2023Verified Purchase
Basic T-Shirt, White, Adult L
Zazzle Reviewer Program
The t-shirt is SO cute and perfect! The shirt is nice and soft and the printing does not have any distortion. The shirt arrived within 2 weeks. 5 ⭐️. The colors are fine and similar to the virtual image.
4 out of 5 stars rating
By Ken M.December 22, 2018Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, White, Adult L
Zazzle Reviewer Program
The fit was great AND I WILL ORDER AGAIN. The printing came off on the golf cart COMPANY GAVE ME A FULL REFUND ON MY ACCOUNT VERY PLEASED HOW THIS WAS HANDLE
5 out of 5 stars rating
By AnonymousOctober 26, 2025Verified Purchase
Basic T-Shirt, White, Adult L
I was extremely pleased. The graphic looks excellent, good quality material, and delivery speedy! I already made a second purchase. So nice not to have to chase after your order! Satisfied customer. .

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Product ID: 256932622839997436
Designed on 2026-01-19, 11:36 AM
Rating: G