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Tinfoil Hat Time Large Tote Bag

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Design your own tote bag to haul your belongings in style! Available in multiple sizes to fit all your lugging needs, these bags are made of 100% natural material and can be customized with your favorite pictures and text for the perfect gift or casual accessory. Versatile, trendy, and durable, this custom tote means you'll always look fashionable!

  • Dimensions: 36.8 cm long x 50.8 cm wide; 10.2 cm deep
  • Material: 100% cotton
  • Squared bottom, perfect for groceries and large items
  • Extra long cotton web handles with stress point reinforced stitching
  • Print on both sides for a small upcharge
  • Machine washable

About This Design

The foil details are simulated in the artwork. No actual foil will be used in the making of this product.
Tinfoil Hat Time Large Tote Bag

Tinfoil Hat Time Large Tote Bag

They may think I'm crazy, paranoid, or delusional. I have been called a conspiracy theorist or nut. Why you need a tin foil hat: to help relieve your paranoia, protect your brain from mind control and/or mind reading, protection from ESP and telepathy, deflect electromagnetic and radio waves. It's the government they have spies everywhere. Some of those spies are double agents also working for paranormal beings or even extraterrestrial aliens. It's not paranoia if they really are after you! Use customize button to add names or message to this design.
Artist: Warrior Woman
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4.6 out of 5 stars rating6.8K Total Reviews
5158 total 5-star reviews1122 total 4-star reviews323 total 3-star reviews125 total 2-star reviews85 total 1-star reviews
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By Brittany S.January 30, 2019 • Verified Purchase
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This is the tote to go for if you want something sturdy that will last a long time and keep it's shape. Was a gift for a friend who lost a pet and she almost cried. I was worried it might come out a little tacky, but I will probably order this again and would definitely recommend it. The print also went on so well to the canvas-y material. Looks and feels professional and expensive.
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By J.July 30, 2025 • Verified Purchase
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As a bag and tote collector because they all have something to say I absolutely am so happy I bought this big tote that says what I am all about is living and learning and teaching. Share the knowledge with others! Thank you so much for this lovely tote!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By J.July 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
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This bag is lovely. The meaning of the words are so true and my son’s teacher loved it. The print on the bag is clear and colourful.

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Product ID: 149046423551978405
Designed on 2016-07-31, 10:06 PM
Rating: G