Tinfoil Hat Time Keychain

They may think I'm crazy, paranoid, or delusional. I have been called a conspiracy theorist or nut. Why you need a tin foil hat: to help relieve your paranoia, protect your brain from mind control and/or mind reading, protection from ESP and telepathy, deflect electromagnetic and radio waves. It's the government they have spies everywhere. Some of those spies are double agents also working for paranormal beings or even extraterrestrial aliens. It's not paranoia if they really are after you! Use customize button to add names or message to this design.