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Style: Men's Basic T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight t-shirt will easily become a closet staple. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability.

Size & Fit

  • Model is 185 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Imported
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Speak the language of the server room with this hilarious "This Shirt Does Not Scale" t-shirt. It is the ultimate piece of self-aware tech humor, instantly signaling your status as a developer or engineer. The design plays on technical jargon, making a funny statement about capacity planning and growing workloads. It is perfect for wearing to hackathons, tech conferences, or any meeting where someone is worried about performance issues. This top is comfortable, witty, and sure to start a conversation with fellow coders who understand the struggle of bottlenecks. [gem 251122]
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By Anamaria G.March 15, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Basic T-Shirt, White, Large
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The t-shirt is SO cute and perfect! The shirt is nice and soft and the printing does not have any distortion. The shirt arrived within 2 weeks. 5 ⭐️. The colors are fine and similar to the virtual image.
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By Zachary L.September 7, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Basic T-Shirt, White, Large
I especially love this shirt (I've always had a infinity for Chimpanzees!) and I couldn`t have asked for better! .
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By Eric N.November 23, 2018 • Verified Purchase
Basic T-Shirt, White, Large
Creator Review
The shirt is comfortable and fits well. Holds its size after washing. The "natural" fabric looks better in reality than it does on screen. Vibrant colours came out great! Image positioning was perfect. Couldn't be happier.

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Product ID: 235510766937603539
Designed on 2011-09-25, 9:53 p.m.
Rating: G