This is my PARENTING shirt

Official uniform for snack distribution, mess containment, and impromptu piggyback rides. This shirt is for the ones out there wiping noses, stepping on toys, and answering the same question 47 times in a row. It’s soft, durable, and ready for whatever today throws at you—spilled juice, mystery stains, or a meltdown in aisle five. Key Features: Doubles as a napkin, blanket, and jungle gym. Automatically attracts sticky hands and unsolicited hugs. Enhances ability to function on very little sleep. Machine washable—because we all know it’s gonna need it. Perfect for playground duty, car seat wrestling, and saying, “We are leaving in 5…4…3…” while knowing full well you are not. Wear it like a badge of honour—you’ve earned it.