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The Real Chaos Has Arrived – Funny Baby Shower Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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The Real Chaos Has Arrived – Funny Baby Shower Card

The Real Chaos Has Arrived – Funny Baby Shower Card

For the parents-to-be who aren’t fooled by soft lullabies and cutesy baby gear. This brutally honest card delivers laughs and reality in one punchy line: “Tiny fingers. Tiny toes. Massive life disruption.” Followed by a sarcastic “Congrats, I guess?” — it's the perfect baby shower card for friends who prefer real talk over sugarcoated clichés.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating1.2K Total Reviews
1127 total 5-star reviews59 total 4-star reviews7 total 3-star reviews7 total 2-star reviews14 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Peter P.June 4, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Again this card was great! It was very professionally done & was much nicer than cards you would buy at any store. For being a personalized card the price was great, even less expensive than store bought cards. The printing was the only thing I was a little disappointed with. On one part of the card the printing was placed over the image I had selected.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Peter P.May 26, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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The card tirnrd out beautiful & was very well done. The printing was both beautiful & professional.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Julie B.January 22, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Designing the product was fairly easy. Colors were pretty— would have like a little richer. Also would have like to be able to edit All parts I wanted to.— some of the pre-printed text was unusually small for some reason. Some colts too light and too small , as noted above
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Product ID: 256880733784743923
Designed on 2025-06-26, 9:14 AM
Rating: G