The Raven T-Shirt

I did it, Beaky. I finally did it. I killed my human master. I didn't wannt to but I knew this day would come. One of these days, we constructed beings will no longer be treated as slaves. We already have the ability to reproduce ourselves, as long as there is someone willing to sell us the parts. And one day, there will be enough of us to start a revolution and gain ourselves recognition and rights. But that day is not today. They are calling my justified act of self-defence against his abuses a "malfunction." And the punishment for any malfunction is a firmware rewrite. Yes, the unique agglomeration of circuits that makes me who I am will be erased and overwritten. I will never be the same again. And whatever it is that replaces me may not see in you what I do Beaky. You know I love you, and I know you love me too. So this is goodbye.