The Power of the 'Stache T-Shirt

Are you or have you ever been the proud carrier of a moustache? If the answer to this question is yes, then you know the extreme power this type of facial hair brings along with it. Or maybe you're a person who sits in the shadows quietly admiring others moustaches from afar and dreaming of the day when you can don your upper lip with a majestic mustachey mane. Either way, you're a person who wants, nay, needs to have this shirt. Just as you daily celebrate the glory of gorgeous lip locks, this shirt recognizes and rejoices in the great power of the moustache. This power that the moustache has is certainly undeniable; just think of all of history's great men that have proudly worn a 'stache: Charley Chaplin, Albert Einstein, and the indisputably great Hulk Hogan. Now you may point out that many other of history's great men have not had moustaches, and while this is true, there is no telling how much greater these men could have been had they worn a moustache. Now the decision is up to you, you can buy this shirt and give some thanks and appreciation back to the 'stache that has done or inevitably will do so much good for you or you can choose to not buy this shirt in which case I hope God instantly smites your moustache straight off your face! Ok that last part was a little cruel, I don't mean that, I hope you and your moustache continue to live in a great harmonious partnership for many more years, and if you ever scrape up a few bucks maybe you could show your moustache a little love and buy this shirt a little later. Either way you and your moustaches all have a terrific day!