The grass was plastic - Sarcastic Realist

Keep your expectations grounded and your style sharp with this bold denim jacket featuring the cynical phrase, "The grass was plastic." A savage upgrade to the old "greener grass" cliché, this design is for those who have realized that the grass on the other side isn't just different—it’s fake. It is an instantly scroll-stopping garment for fans of deadpan humor, streetwear with a story, and brutally honest social commentary. The clean, minimalist layout makes this trendy jacket a perfect conversation starter for anyone who has navigated a situation that looked perfect from afar but was artificial up close. It makes a legendary unique gift for the realist who values authenticity over a shiny facade.