The Game Magnet

Everybody is playing the game. If you think about the game, you lose... and the game begins again for you after you've had a few minutes to forget the game again. By viewing this product - you just lost the game. Sorry. I play offence in the game, so employing sneaky moves like this is part of my strategy. Be glad I didn't pop my head in the door at your wedding or during your SATs to yell "The Game" - I am not above that kind of tactical manoeuvre. Nor should you be! I know what you're thinking, and you're right. I lost the game when I was designing this and writing this description, but I took you and countless others down with me... and as you read this, I'm probably happily living my life somewhere with nary a thought of the game on my mind... in other words: Winning while this happy little game piece keeps knocking down the defence. The game is so more fun when you play on the offensive side - so, you need this to knock countless opponents out of the game... and if you buy it, I'll get a notification that says I sold it... and that will remind me the game exists, so you'll make me lose The Game again.