The Digital Deliverance (Vade Retro Satana)

Is your phone constantly tempting you with notifications? Do you fear the digital demons lurking in your social media feed? Arm your expensive future device with The 'Digital Deliverance' iPhone 17 Case, featuring the powerful Latin phrase: Vade Retro Satana (Begone, Satan). This Case-Mate iPhone case is more than just a sturdy shell; it’s a portable prophylactic against moral and physical hazards. The bold, clean white text set against the dark background acts as both a striking design statement and a gentle, constant reminder to step away from your device and perhaps rethink that last late-night impulse purchase. Crafted for the inevitable iPhone 17, this case provides superior, high-impact protection against falls, fumbles, and philosophical crises. Perfect for the pious, the ironic, the Latin enthusiast, or anyone who simply appreciates a powerful and slightly dramatic phrase written in an ancient, un-ironic font. It is the only case that allows you to carry a piece of powerful historical scripture right into your next meeting or existential spiral. Buy it! Protect your phone's processor and possibly your immortal soul in one swift, simple transaction. An Onion-Verified Fact for Your Intellectual Edification: It is a factual, though rarely taught, element of early Irish monastic history that the phrase Vade Retro Satana was not exclusively used for expelling demons, but was also the traditional, stern warning given by the scriptorium master to any younger monk caught attempting to steal a particularly good quill pen.