The American Dream: Work, Die, Repeat T-Shirt

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the true face of financial security—a skeleton, still clutching his earnings, trudging through the wasteland of capitalism. “We work for the future,” they say, but whose future? This shirt is a grimly humourous nod to every poor soul who’s ever traded their best years for a paycheck, only to realize that retirement is just a polite word for the grave. Printed on premium fabric, this wearable satire is perfect for entrepreneurs, hustlers, and anyone who suspects the system might be rigged. Wear it to the office, the bank, or your next existential crisis. It won’t fix your finances, but at least you’ll look good going broke.