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Telomeres Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Telomeres Card

Telomeres Card

The visage of yet another birthday may be a grim reminder that your telomeres are getting shorter than a dog's attention span, but that doesn't mean you can't have some fun at death's expense. Celebrate the passing of another year and the concomitant loss of telomerage with a LabKitty Telomeres Birthday Card! Colourful DNA base pairs and an upbeat font will distract you long enough for the whiskey to take effect. Barkeep, pass the transaminase!
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
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By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!
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By Lisa B.August 21, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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We ordered this for my mother in law’s 90th birthday. We used pictures from throughout the years. She loved the card and surely will bring tears and smiles whenever she looks at it. Printing was very clear

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Product ID: 137519650222461922
Designed on 2010-02-15, 10:51 AM
Rating: G