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Sticks, Stones & Standing Up Too Fast Card

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Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Sticks, Stones & Standing Up Too Fast Card

Sticks, Stones & Standing Up Too Fast Card

A cheeky birthday greeting for anyone whose joints protest after standing up too fast. This grumpy-but-lovable grandpa design turns a classic rhyme into a laugh-out-loud aging joke. Perfect for dads, grandpas, or anyone proudly embracing their creaky golden years. generativecontent
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating18.2K Total Reviews
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
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By Kenneth N.May 16, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Love this card! My Nephew's 60th Birthday, and I was able to add my own verse inside. Beautiful setup, and I thoroughly recommend Zazzle...
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By Kenneth N.January 10, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I needed a nice looking 90th Birthday card for a very dear friend. I selected the sample that would work for me, and added the name. I was so surprised on the fast delivery, and very pleased with the results. My card looked so much richer than on the web-site. Such an original, great looking 90th birthday card. I will be definitely ordering more cards in the next little while. I certainly recommend Zazzle products. Amazing designs...

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Product ID: 256451268474348328
Designed on 2026-06-30, 6:44 PM
Rating: G