Squishy T-Shirt

Unless you are some sort of arachno-hybrid, perhaps on the lamb after escaping a top-secret government laboratory, you do not have an exoskeleton. Ergo, if we recall our Modus Ponens, you are squishy. Which is a good thing! Consider other things that are squishy: cats (so fluffy!), pasta (yummy!), internal organs (thanks, guys!) and, as a general rule, girls (who also smell nice and have the voice of angels). So celebrate your membership in this exclusive club with a LabKitty Squishy (tm) shirt. OTOH, if you are some sort of arachno-hybrid, perhaps on the lamb after escaping a top-secret government laboratory, then a LabKitty Squishy (tm) shirt may provide you the cover you need to slip past officials as you attempt to integrate into the population at-large and begin a new life. The lesson? Never drink and post things in your Zazzle store. Customizable.