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Speed not a problem when you Retire Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Speed not a problem when you Retire Card

Speed not a problem when you Retire Card

Humourous congratulations on someone's retirement. The front shows a child riding a tricycle on a highway ("photoshopped" of course!) with a speed limit sign of 55 mph and text that reads: "Speed isn't a problem when you Retire." The kicker comes on the with the text" "You can take things as slow as you want." All text is easily edited by using the template. If other changes are desired (different type font, colour, size or placement) select "personalize" then select "customize further." An inside "signature" can be edited or removed by using the template. You can also add text on the inside simply by adding to what is already there on the template. Add things like "Time to go fishing" or anything you wish. Make it personal. Also see options on the right for other size cards for this design, etc.

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By AnonymousOctober 23, 2025Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Small, 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Just presented your card to my grandson at his white coat ceremony. He was more excited about the card than the cash gift which was enclosed ; one does not see that very often. Needless to say , the card was a big hit and truly appreciated. I plan on ordering your custom made cards for future events. Everything had arrived right on schedule and in strong packaging. Thank you . Jack.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By AnonymousSeptember 16, 2025Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
My first time using Zazzle and I was very nervous. I am not skilled using a computer to create a custom card. The chat help was excellent. The site was fairly easy to navigate with limited tech skills. There were so many options to really personalize the card.The card arrived on time in perfect. condition. I was thrilled and certainly recommend using this site to create a very personal and special card. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Sandy T.July 23, 2025Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I was absolutely delighted with how this card turned out. The detail, color, and overall print quality far exceeded my expectations. Every element looked even better in person—crisp, vibrant, and beautifully finished. You can really see the care that went into the production. I'm thrilled with the result and would not hesitate to order from Zazzle again. Highly recommended! .

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Product ID: 256561191228925589
Designed on 2022-03-03, 5:46 AM
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