Something Fishy Photo Print

A Zazzle exclusive first release of a poem titled "Something's Fishy (Moist people cEIOUn't Spell)" by the Awphul poet, Kristopher Ivie. If you've ever seen the meme on social media challenging people and stating, "I bet you can't name a fish without the letter A in it" then the inspiration for this poem should be no surprise. Those click-bait memes are incredibly annoying and deserve a harsh response. Not only do I not use the letter A in the name of fish through the bulk of the poem, I keep that letter out entirely until the last 2 lines where I imply the names of 2 fish that do have the letter A. Whoever created that meme is such a dumb (Fish) (see last line of the poem). I took a photo of 2 ducks looking into the water (like they're searching for their lost pet fish) and then added in 2 places what I refer to as the "Omega 3" graphic which is a trio of fish sketches in blue, red, and green. The poem reads as follows: Something is missing/ I lost my Bonito/ She Snook out of the house/ We looked on the turn Pike/ When the Sun Fish set, we returned/ Bless Cod, we Flounder/ Sitting on the Perch/ She got locked Trout/ No one Herring her cries/ She got Blue in the Gills/ So she bopped the Red Drum/ She couldn't hold "A" Tun(e)/ Rocking it like "A" B(o)ss///