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Sleep Deprived But Still Alive

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Premium Linen
16 pt thickness / 130 lb weight Soft white, soft woven texture
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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Stand out with custom flat cards, turn this flat card into anything imaginable.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait or landscape)
  • High-quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing
  • Print on both sides for no additional cost
  • Add personal photos and text for free

Paper Type: Premium Linen

Elegant with just the right amount of texture—Premium Linen offers a subtle woven finish that brings depth to minimalist and traditional designs alike. A refined pick for brides who love a timeless paper feel.

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Sleep Deprived But Still Alive

Sleep Deprived But Still Alive

Sleep deprivation can leave you weak, grumpy, woozy, and more. At it’s very worse you’re simply proud to be standing upright… well almost upright. What’s a little lilt. Lilt? That’s a fun word… *startles* Sorry! Zoned out there. Anyway sleep deprivation can impede your ability to do just about anything but at least you can still be proud to be alive and not a walking zombie moaning for bed. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. This is a prejudice free zone. Equal rights for all, including Zombies.

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Product ID: 256646582819504688
Designed on 2016-03-27, 9:15 AM
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