"Skeleton Skydiver" Children's Joke Halloween Card

Add a little spook and a lot of giggles to Halloween with this family-friendly children’s greeting card! The cover features a playful skeleton skydiving through the fall night sky, gliding down under a bold black-and-orange parachute beneath a glowing full harvest moon. The setup of the joke, “Why don’t skeletons like to skydive?” sets the stage for laughs. Open the card to reveal an adorable, slightly shaken skeleton pointing at his missing stomach, with the punchline: “They have no stomach for it! Happy Halloween!” A lighthearted and silly card that’s perfect for kids, families, or anyone who loves a little Halloween humour.