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Send Coffee or Rapture Me – Funny Christian Coffee Large Tote Bag

4.6 out of 5 stars rating
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Style: Jumbo Tote

Design your own tote bag to haul your belongings in style! Available in multiple sizes to fit all your lugging needs, these bags are made of 100% natural material and can be customized with your favorite pictures and text for the perfect gift or casual accessory. Versatile, trendy, and durable, this custom tote means you'll always look fashionable!

  • Dimensions: 36.8cm (L) x 50.8cm (W); 10.2cm deep
  • Material: 100% cotton
  • Squared bottom, perfect for groceries and large items
  • Extra long cotton web handles with stress point reinforced stitching
  • Print on both sides for a small upcharge
  • Recommended care instructions: Hand wash cold. Do not bleach. Lay flat to dry. Do not iron.

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Send Coffee or Rapture Me – Funny Christian Coffee Large Tote Bag

Send Coffee or Rapture Me – Funny Christian Coffee Large Tote Bag

For those days when caffeine is your only connection to the divine and the rapture feels like a solid backup plan. This vintage-style “Send Coffee or Rapture Me” design is brewed strong for the spiritually frazzled and espresso-dependent. Whether you’re stumbling into church, surviving a Bible study before noon, or just trying not to scream at Karen in the parking lot—this design has your holy back. Perfect for mugs, hoodies, shirts, and tote bags for those who believe in Jesus and java. Warning: may cause fellow believers to say “same.”
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4.6 out of 5 stars rating6.8K Total Reviews
5186 total 5-star reviews1124 total 4-star reviews324 total 3-star reviews126 total 2-star reviews88 total 1-star reviews
6,848 Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Brittany S.January 30, 2019 • Verified Purchase
Jumbo Tote
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This is the tote to go for if you want something sturdy that will last a long time and keep it's shape. Was a gift for a friend who lost a pet and she almost cried. I was worried it might come out a little tacky, but I will probably order this again and would definitely recommend it. The print also went on so well to the canvas-y material. Looks and feels professional and expensive.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By J.July 30, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Budget Tote
As a bag and tote collector because they all have something to say I absolutely am so happy I bought this big tote that says what I am all about is living and learning and teaching. Share the knowledge with others! Thank you so much for this lovely tote!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By J.July 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Budget Tote
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This bag is lovely. The meaning of the words are so true and my son’s teacher loved it. The print on the bag is clear and colourful.

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Product ID: 256017138966888746
Designed on 2025-06-28, 5:03 PM
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