SCP Foundation Mug - Official Beverage Container

Official SCP Foundation Classified Beverage Container Embark on your morning ritual with the Official SCP Foundation Mug, a containment vessel for your favourite liquid anomalies. Whether you're caffeinating for a long night at Site-19, hydrating after a containment breach, or simply enjoying a quiet moment in the archives, this mug is your certified companion. Why This Mug is a Must-Have: Crafted from the finest materials known to humanity (and a few that are still quite unknown), this mug is designed to withstand the unpredictable nature of SCP artifacts. Each mug comes emblazoned with the SCP Foundation logo, CC-BY-SA-3.0 licensed, far2 & 6D Design, signifying your role in the ongoing mission to Secure, Contain, and Protect. Features: Anomalous Capacity: Available in several sizes, because we understand that the thirst for knowledge (or coffee) varies from agent to agent. Containment-Grade Material: Microwave and Dishwasher-safe, because the only thing we don't contain is convenience. Cryptic Design: Choose from several designs, and find the most suitable for your duties. A Mug with a Mission: Legend has it that drinking from this mug increases your chances of not being chosen for Keter duty. While we cannot substantiate these claims, we do know it significantly improves your morning routine. Some say that SCP-294 itself approved the design, but that's a tale for another coffee break. Join the Elite: This isn't just a mug; it's a statement. A statement that says you're part of an elite group that stands between the world and the unknown. Whether you're deciphering the mysteries of SCP-049, the Plague Doctor, evading the relentless pursuit of SCP-096, the Shy Guy, or cataloguing the endless aisles of SCP-3008, the Infinite IKEA, this mug is your badge of honour. Order now and become the guardian of your morning ritual. Remember, every sip is a step towards understanding the vast universe of the SCP Foundation.